Bugging of the S-Class' Quarters Wank

"OKAY YOU ASSHOLES LISTEN UP.  ONCE AGAIN. KNOCK. THIS SHIT. OFF. " 

- Dad, debuting on the meme and gloriously anonfailing for great justice.

July 11, 22XX
The "Embarrassing crushes" thread is created, and quickly gets an reply by Alia. Quite funny, not wanky, thread looked like it would generate lots of adorkable moments. Until Axl leaves an reply bragging about doing it with Zero. News at 11 for the nonnies, although there are some of them that are always up to some speculation of Mom/Dad/Kid poly relationship exact configuration and if it counts as incest or not. The latter, Lifesaver anon disproves.

Axl later replies with juicy TMI stuff and creates an AMA thread with authorization from the mods. Nonnies rejoice.

July 12, 22XX
The speculation continues and a disgruntled Sisanon uses a weird mix of radfem and MRA terminology that labels her as a troll. A minor SJW wank happens.

July 13, 22XX
Between the AMA, more like TMI thread and the general rubbernecking stuff, Mom posts his love story, with quite the passive-aggressive motherly disclaimer on top. Nonnies speculate about a big soap-opera fight between the three.

July 14, 22XX
Anon asks about RPS from the Other Other Collection being authentic, Axl confirms. In Crushes thread, an anon from 2nd Recon "casually investigates" somewhere around the S-Classes Commons and says they saw Axl looking pissed when leaving the room.

Someone creates a thread dedicated to Axl/Zero porn with the specific purpose of pissing off X, nonnies help with fresh content and RPS shipping discussion. But enough was enough and Zero posts on meme unanon, a proper Moment of Awesome and SHIT WE'RE ALL FUCKED for H_A.

He and Axl confirm that some creeper bugged the S Quarters and that's why Kid got pissed. Other anons agree this went too far.

The fallout
Nonnies suspect 2nd Recon Anon was the creeper. True or false, the creeper, when discovered, will be discharged.

A Sisanon formally announces that now the S-Classes Commons are locked by biometrics with access allowed for only the three and people invited by them. So much for Big Brother.

Now our monthly movie marathon of shitty old robot movies will be on 0th's room or one of the main messes :(